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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

By GavinHosler / Thursday 29 January 2009 21:44 / United States

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 April 2013 18:04 / Portugal - Sintra

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 2 April 2013 10:30 / United States - Beaumont

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

By everyoneheard - / Thursday 28 March 2013 15:11 / United Kingdom - London

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

By Anna L. / Monday 25 March 2013 00:23 / United States - San Antonio