About Countduk
Hey. So... I'm not going to try to be clever because I know that won't end well. Yeah, I'm going to end with that. Have a nice day!
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Countduk's favorite FMLs

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

By Menareidiots - / Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:32 / United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

By anonymous - / Sunday 14 March 2010 14:49 / United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

By unfortunate419 - / Wednesday 17 February 2010 07:30 / United States

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

By LynnJ - / Saturday 6 February 2010 02:18 / Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

By urmommmm - / Saturday 22 August 2009 16:25 / United States