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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

By fuckit / Saturday 31 January 2009 17:24 / United States

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 12 September 2014 13:17 / United States - Fort Myers

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

By AgentOrion / Friday 29 August 2014 04:16 / United States - Bessemer

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

By drunk under 18 teenager - / Tuesday 19 August 2014 13:37 / Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

By FUCK YOU - / Friday 8 August 2014 21:29 / United States