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    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Contra's favorite FMLs
By Morgan - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 23:55 / United States

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

By a - / Thursday 21 May 2009 19:18 / United Kingdom
By keeks_25 - / Friday 8 May 2009 20:53 / Canada
By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 May 2009 06:04 / United States
By GotPunched - / Saturday 11 April 2009 06:36 / Finland