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Connerm's favorite FMLs

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

By anonymous / Friday 20 February 2015 23:49 / United States - Paragould

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 January 2015 13:35 / Australia

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

By JJ_V3N0M / Saturday 3 January 2015 10:48 / United States - San Francisco

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 November 2014 15:23 / United States - Tracy

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

By katsaysner / Friday 17 October 2014 17:56 / United States - Unity