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Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

By Megan - / Monday 23 February 2009 16:47 / Canada

Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML

By smurftastic - / Tuesday 3 September 2013 03:03 / United States - Murrieta

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

By WaltTheFuckDad - / Sunday 1 September 2013 23:06 / United States - Salida

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 1 September 2013 16:34 / United States - Washington

Today, my parents told me that I had been accepted into my top two colleges, but they didn't show me the letters because they were worried that if they spent money on tuition, they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of their brand new Mercedes. FML

By jfanous - / Sunday 1 September 2013 10:40 / United States - Bakersfield