About Codemonkie
Firstly, I'm weird. I spend way too much time playing games on PC. I prefer Crossfit anyday rather than going to a gym. Ubuntu over Windows and VIm is the only editor you'll ever need. My music goes from SBTRKT & Jessie Ware to Adventure Club & Krewella to D-WHY & Childish Gambino to Mona & Funeral Party to Capture The Crown & Sleeping with Sirens. Wanna play Epoch add kashman18 on Steam. :) If I could have a pet in my dorm it would be Timothy Osmundson's hair. And if you understand the importance of a semicolon you and I would get along.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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Codemonkie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

By cumguzzler / Friday 6 March 2009 16:14 / United States

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

By Sinnersinner / Sunday 21 September 2014 11:27 / United States - Ontario

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 20 September 2014 15:03 / United States - Chelan

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

By Diachronic - / Friday 12 September 2014 08:05 / United States - Lewiston

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

By facefuckedguy - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:23 / Australia - Brisbane