About Clumsykee
An impatient, impulsive and immature artist who has attachment issues with her beloved gaming computer.
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Clumsykee's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

By shattysituation / Monday 31 December 2013 22:36 / United States

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

By alynna007 - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 10:31 / United States - Lakewood

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

By maddiecat / Tuesday 8 January 2013 05:34 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML

By apparentlythereisnokarma / Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:00 / Canada - Didsbury

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 January 2013 12:20 / Slovakia