About Closetcelt
I live for out-of-character moments. I'm a mutt. I like foreign guys. I have perfect pitch. I like eyes.
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Closetcelt's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    39%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    8%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Closetcelt's favorite FMLs

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 10 September 2011 05:05 / United States

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

By why me / Sunday 22 May 2011 23:09 /

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

By rileycrash - / Friday 20 May 2011 02:08 / United States

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

By Charles - / Wednesday 18 May 2011 17:13 / Norway

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

By megomania - / Monday 2 May 2011 13:51 / United States