About Clitastrophe
I have a clit that causes catastrophes. Thus my name. Hehe, just kiddin'. My life is fucked, but I have never felt the need to bitch about it to the world. Why these people do is beyond me. Maybe their lives are just more fucked. I would die for my best bitch, Kiki, and I lurves my boyfriend, even though he has a tendency to talk in third-person. We're working on that, though ;)
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Clitastrophe's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Clitastrophe's favorite FMLs
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