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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    41%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Clammers's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

By fmysexlife - / Monday 27 July 2009 05:06 / United States

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

By Flarewolf - / Saturday 4 June 2011 18:09 / United Kingdom

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

By ledon - / Wednesday 16 November 2011 04:15 / Canada

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

By bundie / Sunday 28 December 2009 07:02 / France

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:18 / United States