About Chris122990
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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Chris122990's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

By Noname - / Monday 2 February 2009 19:23 / United States

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

By a chick in California / Thursday 14 June 2012 20:10 / United States - Ceres

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

By kufan1324 / Tuesday 5 June 2012 03:47 / United States

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

By smart move there - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:10 / Ireland - Naas

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

By T3STI - / Monday 7 May 2012 01:44 / United States - Grand Prairie