About Chloemeyers
I'm a pretty down to earth gal. I love sports (baseball and football are my absolute favorite). I love, love, love the outdoors. The sunshine is my whiskey. I get lost in music, you can catch me dancing. I'm a firm believer in Christ. I adore people in general and am always up for a good time! So um, thanks for reading this. My inbox is always open
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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

By Noname / Thursday 22 January 2009 23:27 / Canada

Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML

By scared / Monday 4 August 2014 00:47 / Canada

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 August 2014 05:16 / Australia - Perth

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

By lostintdot - / Thursday 31 July 2014 11:38 / Canada - Kitchener

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

By Humiliated & Heart-Broken / Wednesday 30 July 2014 04:41 / United States - Fort Worth