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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    11%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    86%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Chill_master's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

By #201 - / Thursday 5 February 2009 13:23 / United States

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

By nh-Amazon / Sunday 27 April 2014 23:01 / United States - Plano

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 March 2014 00:26 / United Kingdom

Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML

By CatBlock - / Friday 31 January 2014 06:16 / United States - Decatur

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

By jseid2 / Wednesday 15 January 2014 05:54 / United States - San Leandro