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Island of Oahu. Junior in High School. Virgooo. Shyanne
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Chiddybangr's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my car keys, so I asked my ex-husband if he still had his spare to my car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

By accountnamevalid - / Friday 21 June 2013 02:23 / United States

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

By lsababy - / Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:46 / United States - Muskegon

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 14 June 2013 00:30 / United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML

By Rjlup / Tuesday 11 June 2013 14:00 / United States - Denver

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:26 / United States