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Chardonnay_m's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 October 2012 00:33 / United Kingdom - Knowle

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

By je_regrette_tout - / Saturday 9 March 2013 18:50 / France - Livry-gargan

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

By S12Sophia - / Wednesday 2 May 2012 22:06 / France

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

By me / Wednesday 25 January 2012 03:40 / Canada