About Chaosaiyan
I'd like to think of myself as a pretty interesting person, but most teens these days do as well so it's a moot point... I write amateur stories, both short and chaptered so message me if you'd like to read one (or even a poem) Now to leave you with some of my favourite game quotes. "If the world chooses to turn against me, I will fight as I always have." "I have no master, except the wind that blows free." "Nothing starts until you take action! If you've got time to worry, run!"
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Chaosaiyan's favorite FMLs

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

By you - / Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:46 / United Kingdom

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

By Andrew - / Tuesday 30 October 2012 06:08 / United States - Monroe

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

By Ceej / Sunday 28 October 2012 04:06 / United States - Grand Haven

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 October 2012 19:28 / Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

By musicthief / Monday 22 October 2012 22:51 / United States - Finleyville