About Cavebone
I ride ponies.
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Cavebone's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    10%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    10%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    22%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    33%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Cavebone's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

By hyper12332 - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:35 / Australia

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 18:10 / United States - Gerber

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 15 July 2012 04:09 / United States - Aston

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

By Anon / Sunday 10 June 2012 04:19 / United States

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 13 April 2012 09:43 / Canada