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Casuality's favorite FMLs

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

By Jessica / Saturday 19 March 2011 21:13 / Romania

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

By faceless_sailor8 / Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:25 / United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 20 July 2011 01:51 / United States

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:03 / United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

By Bill Harrison / Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:19 / United States