About Cartercolbie

Hello there, I'm RIZZY (I run this bitch now). I first discovered FML in history class a while ago. One of them made me giggle like mad at one of the most innappropriate times. What were we discussing in class that fateful day? The Holocaust. Anyways, I'm from New York. I used to live in Canada. I love playing guitar, writing songs, and reading. One day I hope to pursue a career in comedy.

Cartercolbie's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    149%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    23%
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