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Carebear5455's favorite FMLs

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML

By pinocchio / Friday 24 June 2011 23:04 / United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

By Cornbreesha - / Saturday 28 November 2009 07:13 / United States

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

By Embarassedd - / Thursday 26 November 2009 05:01 / Canada