About Candyyy123
Candice here. Don't let looks decieve you. I'm sarcastic and brutally honest. I'm not all glitter and rainbows. Once you get on my bad side, you're on my bad side forever. Unless you give me a million dollars. Anyways if you send me a NICE messsge, I'll message you back...maybe. Haha.
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Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

By Hum / Saturday 2 July 2011 21:50 / Switzerland

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

By Cowgirl_Up37 - / Saturday 2 July 2011 20:54 / United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 June 2011 17:44 / United States

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

By luni / Sunday 26 June 2011 21:17 / United Kingdom