About Candissimo
Hey! I'm Candice!! I play tuba and I love classical and gosbel music! I like animals and love spending some free time practicing, watching YouTube, or DCI. My favorite currently is Carolina Crown. I'm also just learning to live a healthier life and trying to lose some pounds! I also play euphonium on the side! So if you need a musician for a gig or something just let me know!
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Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

By limping - / Friday 24 January 2014 23:10 / Canada

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

By jocksblow / Monday 14 November 2011 13:23 / United States

Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML

By TheJazzKid / Tuesday 30 August 2011 03:56 / United States

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

By triplenipple - / Monday 10 January 2011 20:35 / Sweden