About Canadassassin
I have major depression and am taking anti-depressants-but that doesnt stop the shit from happening to me...Tried suicide a few times....Ive had 7 relationships-every one of them cheated on me behind my back. Im not a loser or anything-I get so many comments saying how attractive I am (not trying to brag...). Im almost convinced that I'll die a lonely single man and never find true love. The only thing keeping me from suicide is a slight glimmer of hope that someday I'll meet a special someone who accepts my faults and loves me for who I am. Im single, obviously...plz chat if you have time-i have no one to talk to...my email- [email protected] I try to base my FML's on true life experiences, rarely do I ever fudge to make a FML more appealing. Even though I may put up a cold front, I really am a kind person If you take the time to know me. Random=I love skittles and Pepsi.
Canadassassin's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    83%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
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