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Cagymnast's favorite FMLs

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:01 / United States

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

By nobodylovesme - / Thursday 4 April 2013 06:46 / United States - Northridge

Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 March 2013 21:01 / Germany - M?hlhausen

Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

By sy123 - / Sunday 29 July 2012 23:34 / United States - Frankfort

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

By Now Single / Sunday 3 April 2011 08:06 / Reserved