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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    16%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    78%
  • 50 favorites

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    30%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Butterflyrain's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

By crappingrapping / Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:01 / United States

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

By Jizzyface - / Sunday 29 December 2014 12:36 / United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

By twatstick - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:30 / United Kingdom - Worksop

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

By kenbez123 - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 07:55 / Malta - Santa Venera

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 July 2013 15:45 / United States - Newark