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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • One more and it's business time

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Burntporkchops's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 8 August 2015 05:18 / Canada

Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML

By blow me - / Friday 7 August 2015 16:36 / Australia - Vermont

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

By 1234 / Monday 22 June 2015 11:26 / United States - Lutz

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

By Partners - / Monday 22 June 2015 19:55 / United States - Alpharetta

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML

By vkryss13 / Monday 22 June 2015 19:10 / Guam - Tamuning