About Budderchook
How the Hell did you get to my damn profile you profile creeper! I don't comment. Ever. ! But it's okay. I'm a profile creeper too :3 And here I will leave you with some useless information about me :) I have had 15 pets in the past and have 5 now, I love love love books and sometimes tv (I like books better) I love FML! :) I love music sooooooo much! It's basically my whole life! It's saved my life several times. P.S, Please inbox me! I love meeting new people, I'm now single. No, that is not me in the profile picture. I needed a new profile pic. Don't judge. If you visit my profile, you have the chance of being messaged! I randomly pick people to message.. (I only read the comment rules cause I wanted the badge) MY AGE ON HERE IS A LIE! Please ignore the amount of FML's I've posted. I make some up to make other people laugh, but most of them are true ...... I have KIK?... Favorite commenters: Perdix Pleonasm DocBastard
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Budderchook's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

By anon / Friday 27 December 2013 07:28 / Canada - Saint John

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

By wth? / Friday 13 December 2013 15:10 / United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 November 2013 23:27 / United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML

By Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood - / Monday 9 December 2013 05:52 / United States - West Bend

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet because my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

By ashsaunde / Sunday 8 December 2013 06:58 / United States - Denver