About Brittni_97
Uhm hey !! I honestly don't know why I made this account... Haha well, I enjoy reading and writing Fmls ! :)
Brittni_97 - Followers
Brittni_97 - Followed
Hugged!
Brittni_97's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    300%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Brittni_97's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

By Cody - / Saturday 7 March 2009 18:15 / United States

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

By Almostfunny - / Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:01 / United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

By Spooked - / Sunday 6 March 2011 19:38 / United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 3 March 2011 23:18 / United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

By Giggity / Monday 21 February 2011 19:20 / United States