About Bricktothehead
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Bricktothehead's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML

By stun_zeed - / Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:00 /

Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML

By dad, please / Monday 16 May 2016 05:37 / United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML

By GetAnotherRoomAlready - / Saturday 12 March 2016 05:58 / United States - Singapore

Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML

By Coccinelle / Friday 5 February 2016 16:36 / France

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 November 2015 06:29 / United States - Du Bois