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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    64%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    19%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    90%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    12%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    61%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Bodyvehicle's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

By enjoy / Monday 13 October 2008 08:30 /

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

By Forever Alone x2 - / Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47 / United States

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

By lucas / Monday 12 December 2011 06:38 / United States

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

By brokedick - / Monday 12 December 2011 06:23 / United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

By PunkChik27 / Monday 12 December 2011 04:46 / United States