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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    38%
  • One more and it's business time

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    27%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    63%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    19%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    34%
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Blueocean7's favorite FMLs

Woman Warns Men Not to Send Her Dick Pics, Her Response When They Do is Absolutely Savage

How many times do we have to go over this? No, women aren’t interested in receiving unsolicited dick pics. So when this woman found one in her DMs, she wasn’t about to let him off without an FML.

By Nina - / Thursday 27 July 2017 16:00 / France - Paris

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never bought or owned one, so now I've got to deal with the vet bill and lawyer fees for my soon-to-be ex-wife. FML

By FidoForever - / Tuesday 20 June 2017 22:00 /

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

By Casey W - / Monday 13 March 2017 12:00 /

Today, My wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 February 2017 13:00 / United States - Houston