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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Blueocean7's favorite FMLs
By FeedTheBirds - / Wednesday 6 September 2017 22:30 / United States - Estero

Melbourne Man Launches Nude Protest When New Neighbor Constructs Windows That Peer into His Home

When construction workers don’t keep their word and install clear glass windows that look directly into the home of James Penlidis, he decides to take the FML into his own hands by going Full Monty until his neighbors can’t take it anymore.

By Nina - / Thursday 17 August 2017 18:30 /

A Man From Illinois Books A Prostitute And It Turns Out She's...His Wife!

Talk about awkward. In perhaps the most FML story of the year, this unnamed man had planned a rendezvous with a lady of the night, only to find that the woman he had booked was none other than his wife of 19 years.

By Nina - / Saturday 19 August 2017 00:30 /

Woman Warns Men Not to Send Her Dick Pics, Her Response When They Do is Absolutely Savage

How many times do we have to go over this? No, women aren’t interested in receiving unsolicited dick pics. So when this woman found one in her DMs, she wasn’t about to let him off without an FML.

By Nina - / Thursday 27 July 2017 16:00 / France - Paris
By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States