About Blue_coconuts

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. Other than that, there's not much you need to know. Football, hockey, my girlfriend, and my life are what's important to me. Not in that order.

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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