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Bluemoments's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

By instinct - / Wednesday 12 June 2013 03:06 / Australia - Doncaster East

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:01 / United States

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 June 2013 07:11 / United States - Rainier

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 8 June 2013 10:34 / United States - Bessemer

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

By tinypenis / Tuesday 4 June 2013 12:15 / United States - Jamaica