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Blessthesilence's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

By Anon / Wednesday 18 December 2013 09:56 / United States - Paso Robles

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 September 2013 14:16 / United States - Portland

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

By thatsucks - / Saturday 28 February 2009 11:10 / United Kingdom

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 September 2013 20:36 /

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

By jesus christ, dad - / Friday 6 September 2013 16:48 / United Kingdom - Manchester