About Blackspinner
Haters gone hate. Potaters gone potate. Tomaters gone tomate. ....YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JAVERT!! Yep. So. My name is Sam.I'm 19 and a nerd. I like manga, anime, and watching random videos on YouTube. I love MarbleHornets in particular. And creepypasta in general. So yeah. owo Oh. And you can Kik me at hollowXxXkiss.
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Blackspinner's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 June 2013 22:36 / United Kingdom - Grays

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

By speechless - / Saturday 1 June 2013 00:50 / United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

By I'm a joke? / Thursday 30 May 2013 05:37 /

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 31 May 2013 04:28 / United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino