About Blackfames

Hi, my name's Blane. I'm a musician. My favorite artists include Metallica, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Sun Kil Moon, and many more that I can't think of ?. If you like music, or just want chat about random bullshit, send me a message. Thanks for creeping.

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