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Bigmacboi's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    56%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    72%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    17%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    43%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Bigmacboi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

By clubber / Tuesday 4 November 2008 04:16 / Switzerland

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

By Ixi_the_pixie / Friday 6 January 2012 16:16 / United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 November 2011 07:29 / United States

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

By Bill / Thursday 18 August 2011 23:44 / United States

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

By Tootie - / Saturday 30 July 2011 06:58 / United States