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Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

By stop it ninja / Sunday 14 October 2012 07:00 / United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

By bucollegegirl - / Monday 8 October 2012 14:07 / United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

By poisonhand / Wednesday 14 January 2009 15:32 / United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 September 2012 01:37 / United States - Duarte

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

By wife of a shithead - / Friday 6 July 2012 17:44 / Norway - Oslo