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Bertuska's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

By (not) fucked / Friday 16 May 2014 16:01 / United States - Kingsville

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

By Jarool / Monday 12 May 2014 19:41 / Canada - Red Deer

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

By WTTFFFF - / Friday 9 May 2014 17:24 / United States - Tecumseh

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

By Gone With the Wind / Monday 12 May 2014 03:29 / United States - Omaha

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 May 2014 23:57 / United States - Akron