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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

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  • Socialite

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    19%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    46%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    70%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    56%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    9%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Benchyface's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

By razgriz1 - / Thursday 20 August 2009 05:45 / United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 20:55 / United States

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

By young grandpa / Monday 17 June 2013 22:49 / United States - Statham

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

By ._. - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 00:08 / United Kingdom - Letchworth

Today, I started seeing a therapist for my depression. While I was looking through the magazines in the waiting room, I found an article accusing people who see therapists of being selfish and having no real problems. FML

By Selfish Whiner - / Monday 3 June 2013 11:56 / United Kingdom - Scunthorpe