About Beforeitwascool
So, you've decided to visit my page. There are a number of reasons for this decision I'm sure, most likely being, you've come to the conclusion that I'm an asshole and are looking for confirmation here. Well congratulations, my friend! I can confirm: I am something of an asshole. Almost a year after leaving I've made my return to the community. Oh, I've still been lurking. I just got tired of the flood of messages I received after my FML was published. Mainly from idiots who misread what I was saying. Oops. But, my inbox has been cleared, and it's onwards and upwards from here. Update. We got married. Slap in the face to the self righteous bible bashers who filled my inbox with... *calming breath* Ah. Never mind. I'm past it. Regardless, I'm back, and it's lovely to be back. Let's continue, shall we? Still reading this huh? Wow.
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    66%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    24%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    78%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    9%
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