About Beanu
Metal fans. Marry me ^.^ heh I like pizza. Like every average human I've met. Nothing wrong if you don't though. That can be completely understandable taking into account the different reasons for disliking it. I don't know. I like music. ^^ preferably metal. Rock is alright, always depends on the mood xD but never will I convert to this pop and country.. Stuff. But anyway uh feel free to message me wherever and whatnot I'm typically a nice person xD ha. Instagram: lost_in_shame Kik: just ask Snapchat: just ask (I was getting waaay too many messages sorry) cx
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Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML

By aziraphaleelle - / Tuesday 18 March 2014 08:10 / United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML

By bobin / Monday 29 August 2011 17:17 / United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 December 2009 20:27 / United States

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

By Sostupid - / Monday 24 January 2011 03:41 / Canada

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 11 September 2010 04:47 / United States