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Beancuisine's favorite FMLs

Today, I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens for my school. They sent me to the counselor, suspended me, and recommended I go to therapy. FML

By SassyBasher - / Friday 18 October 2013 00:14 / United States - Taylors

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:52 / United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

By Awahso / Wednesday 16 October 2013 21:42 / United States - Buford

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 14 October 2013 07:13 / United States - Eagle Point

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 18 October 2013 03:11 / United States - Omaha