About Beachedwalrus Not specified
Beachedwalrus - Followers
Beachedwalrus - Followed
Beachedwalrus's page visits
Hugged!
Beachedwalrus's FML badges
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    26%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    12%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    58%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Beachedwalrus's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Poly24 / Tuesday 27 August 2013 10:32 / France - La Courneuve
By solitaire / Saturday 20 July 2013 08:14 / United States - Enumclaw
By WasntMe / Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:15 / United States
By yayme. / Thursday 11 July 2013 22:26 / United States - Bismarck