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  • The Mixer

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    28%
  • One more and it's business time

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    3%
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    87%
  • 50 quality comments

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    4%
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    22%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    17%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    35%
  • 50 favorites

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    22%
  • Beginner

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Bananan0se's favorite FMLs

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - / Monday 30 March 2009 05:06 / United States

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

By fuck kids - / Thursday 6 June 2013 18:24 / United States - Binghamton

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

By pdin222 - / Thursday 29 November 2012 14:45 / United States

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

By cl4ptp - / Tuesday 14 August 2012 12:17 / United Kingdom - Barry

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 29 October 2010 03:36 / United States