About Baconman345
I'm a pretty random guy sometimes...I love hockey. Going to Boston College. Enough said
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Baconman345's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

By twatstick - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:30 / United Kingdom - Worksop

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

By CrappyDay / Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:14 / United States

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 August 2013 22:46 / United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

By bluerhhajfk / Monday 19 August 2013 23:29 / United States - Providence

Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML

By Awkward / Thursday 22 August 2013 23:50 / United States