About Bacondave

My name is Dave. I live in North Corbin, currently managing the KFC there. Please message me if you have questions or anything. Seriously. It would probably make my day if you messaged me.

Bacondave's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • 33_badgename

    33_badgedesc
    0%
  • 32_badgename

    32_badgedesc
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    24%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    56%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    8%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    0%
badgeslisttofind
Bacondave's favorite FMLs