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Hey. I'm Trina. I love reading FML. I'm a 17 year old girl and pretty friendly. I love ppl who are sarcastic on here like perdix and docbastard. :)
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Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 July 2014 23:16 / United States - Salem

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:44 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:00 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 October 2013 23:46 / United States - Paramus

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML

By Dor51 - / Sunday 27 October 2013 19:52 / United States - Tacoma