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Beatonoff's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 25 June 2013 06:12 / United States - Cloquet

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 June 2013 16:41 / Belgium

Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML

By apparentlythereisnokarma / Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:00 / Canada - Didsbury

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:12 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

By jhughes1997 - / Monday 17 June 2013 01:39 / United States - Decatur